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A&Q

for these several months, ever since the day i left til the day i back, there always be a several.. hmm..no.. quite tons of random yet similar-nearly same questions that’s been popping out via YM or FB chat or Text Msg or What’sApp and more well it’s not annoyed me ( i’m trying to put a word more delicately here :p) but it might be better if i have a replay button on my face or a command+V for every answers you might want to hear.

AND SO, i decided to dedicated this one post, for all of the questions therefore i might make my one-click-to go button >:)

Q :  d’you opening wide your mouth while the snow falling at the moment? 

A :  what a rhetorical question. 

Q : how many ukrainian you kiss while in there? count it soberly. 

A : NONE! (should i proud or should i shame?) heheh 

Q : What do you think about ayu ting ting?

A : who? (and it takes me a month, and a several corny jokes until i know who she really is)

Q : how many matriyoshka you’ve seen and interrupting your eyes and makes scare out of you?

A : it takes 3 times at the same store, for 2 hours, in 4 days straight. i’m done with those creepy eating all the family up dolls. 

Q : how to say “salam manis untukmu selalu” in ukrainian?

A : seriously??

Q : if i swim to ukraine, how many years does it takes to get me there?

A : i dunno dude, i probably hv birth my 5th child already. 

Q : i thought you wear a headscarf??

A : i thought so too. hahahaha no no.. it’s policy to not showing identity while teaching in a orthodox school. so i must to take it off while i’m here. i believe He understand for what it’s worth pursuing my purpose. (whoaw finally i made one serious answer hehe)

Q : have you dancing with brown bears already?

A : no! my soul hasn’t torn apart that pathetic and those are russian

Q : how’s the Budapest?

A : i’m in Ukraine. not Hungary.

Q : Even Syahrini takes a pics with beckham!! don’t you hate herrrr even more now?

A : Beckham in Indonesia??????!! 

Q : which one d’you prefer… to eat a bowl of Indomie noodles or meet up you bf?

A : hmm….tough question.

Q : which one do you miss the most between go back home and watching movie 3d?

A : hmmmmmmmmmm why does the question gets even tougher. (eventhou for watching 3d movies with those annoying glasses is not my favorite thing, but it’s just so good to know they speaks in English…..not in Russian dubbers….and it is….so.. technologycaly(??) stuff i miss so much) 

Q : what is Art?

A : still? even until i’m running away this far to eastern europe i still got this kind of question? se rious ly

Q : voullez vous couche avec-moi?

A : dude, lady marmalade is off by now. it’s niki minaj’s era

Q : have you’ve got baptized yet?

A : yet. *ditoyor mak babe* *digoreng pacar*  *dikedipin yesus*

Q : do you still listening to blur at the moment?

A : nope, i dont know why i like them back then. now i listened to Gorillaz and can’t stop to sing along a song bitterwseet bundle of misery instead. (…..)

Q : are you happy in there?

A : i’m blessed.

-end- hope it has a conclusion over smth ;) hehe. nighty night. 

class 102 : how to know it’s a good day to play with mr.snow :)

whenever christmas movie like home alone, or happy feet (??) coming, it looks like mr.snow is a very fun man that appears to embrace your winter days. eventhou reality sometimes……….he’s not as fun as it seems.

so! here’s to know it’s a good day to play along with him.

1.check temperature via mobile 

remember, we want to MAKE a snowman, not BEING one :D so better be got a rain check on ur temperature that day, if it’s still normal, above zero, get set go! :)

2. we want to get dirty and wet on snow (errr…sounds dirty :p ) so behave on your shoes :D very slippery road caused you a granny-walked..especially when you wear a wrong shoes ;)

3. you can tell it’s a good day when you’re actually fond on making a ball over a snow. i repeat, a ball. not an ice cream, nor the icy desserts, just a ball. (i know…i also disappointed :<)  :p 

4. when the snow is quite solid and easily to get written, then i supposed we’re ready to have a snow fight >:)

happy snow fight and happy holidays! 

december random thoughts

and so.. sometimes at my boring of the boring boringness point of waiting for a catbus coming for me, or when i was at my final realization of daydreaming. i came up with several of things that makes me think : “god i’ve been too long in here, haven’t i?” :p 

why? here’s why…oh! at 1st, i’ll try share it in illustrated rough doodles kind of way, while i’m on train to the city. err forgive it’s lameness drawing. he :D 

and so..here’s why 

YES. even sometimes without talking. eventhou many ppl has told me already that this things usually happens everytime you’ve been livin with someone for more than 2 months, but it is still weird. so weird. :S

2nd symptoms :

i always surprised myself everytime i wrote “moloko” for milk and “maslo” for butter, at 1st i was kind of “whoa..look at me i’m a fast learner..yeaaa~” but minutes later “whoaa..look at me..i’ve been to loong in here. god.o dear god. oh my.” :))

3rd symptoms :

at 1st, you will be dying with those plain food and spice-less soup but err those things actually was kinda healthy (hoekk) then you started to..emmh..to..llllii…kk..e it?

yeah it’s hard to admit,but it is true even as fr me i live in a family that raised by spicy food like all the time then now to find myself can’t eat even a single chili….i feel like betrayed my tongue. i miss those rush on eating chili and jalapeno stuff which end up with rose red face then a non stop crunchin’ an ice cube~ ooh those stuff.

4th symptoms :

i’ve tried those stuff^ and i catch cold. so, NOT literally undressed and THAT super immune cold thou, but you’ll surprise how a minus degree will feel like only a wind blows over you, and emmh…actually it was kind of good feeling. :)

5th symptoms :

i don’t know should i called this exceptional or it is really a 5th symptoms,  as for the symptoms…because when you haven’t use or speak some words (place,thing,person) that much, it’s kinda fade in your brain and started to replacing with other new words that you’ve earned recently. the language will get rusty if you’re not practice-kind of thing but eeemmh i said it also exceptional because..hmm me in personal..is a forgetful and a VERY clumsy person.and so emmhh.. .. :p 

and there. i said it, the 5th symptoms of……i should go back home, shouldn’t i?

OR……. >:)  ehehehehehh..

adios and happy december ! 

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wonderlandalice asked: what's the worst thing that ever happened in your life?

emm can’t sleep for 2 weeks. you know “those drill” ;) you were by my side all along hehe 

distorteddigital asked: Y U GETTING PRETTIER??!!! :D

ahaha..? i don’t know how to answer this..eem but, thank u :”) *blushing*

my ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

to heard “i do” , “you might kiss the bride”  , and “kiss kiss kiss!” in the church has ever been only in the movies for me. but i guess in here, i s’ppose i called myself lucky for apparently having a friend that ready to living their life into the next stage.

and so i’ve got a little carried away and eventually i split my hearts into 8 tiny little pieces that i’d like to share, d’you want some? :)

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dancing with joy and full of happiness is a blissful for me. especially when you see happy faces everywhere.

it’s just another lame story, to read me is a big mistake.

When i was a child, i used to cry in the 1st day of my kindergarten because unfamiliar with the people in there. They don’t understand me well when i’m speaking. I’m trying to play with them but i think they’re all in here are also afraid in making a new friends so instead of making a new friends they choose to be in their comfort zone which is their own toys. My only friend is my teacher because she’s everybody’s friend but things that happened in my kindergarten not as good as in hans christian andersen’s storybook. The teachers here changing a lot so in every month there will be another teachers the kids are should be trained to well adapted but eventually i always miss my previous teacher. Instead of getting better & better things just get worst and worst. Then i reached the age of 5, i remember my father promise me to pick me up after school. I’ve waited and waited for hours, but the truth that he forgets because he has to fixing up the broken ceiling struck me. Then i started to wonder to going home by myself. The thought of  ”i can do anything” naive yet stupid 5 y.o girl to walking 10km straight to home is an easy quest “i know the road..it should be simple” my mind thoughts. Well, the reality hits, of course upside 180 degree. I got lost a lot, hop on -hop off some random public transports that i thought “oh this orange colored bus run thru my block” well, those orange bus run in EVERYWHERE which up until now called, metromini…….yes, i know how i break the records as dumb as the donkey. And end up in nowhere and everything seems to be BIG and TALL. I completely lost nearly cry til dried out, finally i saved by this plumber who helps me to show the right direction. At those age, at that cruel and bronx area somehow i survived. My parents welcoming me with tears of regret and relief the thoughts of their 2nd child isn’t lost after searching for a day long & that story goes in every Hari Raya til now.

Those fears and rush excitement of meeting a new world, understanding people, being easily detached, think of initiative, lost, lost and lost how i still remember them in every detail.But really, i never thought i would meet them again all in here, in Ukraine. more or less the journey of that pity yet stupid kid above, are been re telling again, or should i say, re-play again anything in a different version, different age,different place but same person. 

I should warn from the very 1st, now there comes a point when a reasonable people will swallow their pride and admit that they’re made a terrible mistake. But truth is, i was never a reasonable person :p hehe the more difficult something became, the more reward it is in the end and this, is nothing but the hardest i’ve ever been. Not being hyperbolic, but how was it to be a teachers in the village in Ukraine, 3 hours from the civilization, nobody speaks english, all russian/ukrainian you know only Shevchenko and Dynamo Kiev (????) , nobody ever sees asian before, in a hell of a winter, if you’re lost you may not returned, the “C” stands for “S” the “Y” stands for “U” the “P” stands for “R”—— in short…i can’t read russian and then you can’t tell the different of the look “who the hell is this” and “there’s somebody new in town” (and maybe leads to the 1st question eventually) and they always expecting something new & new from you?  It’s equals you can’t run out of ideas every day and have to prepared everything as quick as road runner did *beep-beep. Have you imagined, like, really really imagine? Try. 

It’s so hard to tell what you really mean, and end up OK with something that nearly to what you’re expect.

Nothing in this journey that i regret, but here i’m not to trying to selling high some company organizations in initial a.i.e.s.e.c (oups, it spells itself ;) hehe ) i’m just trying talking about reality that surviving out of your comfort zone is still the hardest things that i still learn. If i could rewind any of this things, nothing i will change (except the place, the time, the project, heheh jk).  well, life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we‘re here we should dance, right? hehe 

 i hope you guys have a good day back at those warmth of sunshine :)  , really for being over heat is so much better than over cold. Your favorite things neither playing a snow ball nor skating on ice but siting side to side with your electronic heater heheh

Good nighhhhhhht…so sorry for the lame & grammatically wrong English, i’m too lazy either to think or to check..ehehehehe

Ps: Oh, did i mention that i’m alone as an intern here? ;) have a good day to you too.